Hello I'm Penny and I have IBS. You know IBS, that really embarrassing, not-taken-seriously condition. Hilarious it is. Absolutely hilarious. Especially as my symptoms aren't consistent and therefore 'suspicious'.
So, usually I'm basically fine. Bit of pain, usually gas. Some bloating, but not too embarrassing because pain can be hidden and my gas is pretty infrequent and discreet. What a lucky lady I am. I try to store it up for an epic toilet trip guaranteed to terrify someone in a neighbouring stall.
But sometimes pain can't be hidden. Because sometimes pain is excruciating, and sometimes it is followed or accompanied by 'urgency' which is a beautifully inoffensive way of putting it. It basically means that feeling that you will imminently shit yourself. It's not very convenient, to put it mildly, because life generally dictates that you venture more than a few feet from 'facilities' at some point during the day.
So it's just re-entered the 'inconvenient' stage which means I can't really leave home for too long. Which means I can't go to work. Which means I have to tell work. Which is stressful. Did I mention it's exacerbated by stress? Well, it is. For me, at least. And of course having IBS is pretty stressful in itself. And so the dance goes on.
If you like toilet humour you'll probably love IBS, but I don't, so I don't.
I don't like having to explain to friends and family that
maybe, eating
some foods
sometimes increases symptoms, but that the clever doctors don't know what causes it, and that
everyone is different and that even the
same person can react differently to the same foods
at different times. They look so annoyed. What are they supposed to do with that information? It's very inconvenient to not know what food to put out. They just want an answer.
Well so do I.
But there isn't one.
At least not yet.
But this episode has been awful, just so awful. I know one thing NO MORE COFFEE EVER!
So one thing off the list of millions, but so many more to check.
So I'm going to try and list out everything I eat and drink and any symptoms I have and try to use my analytical mind to decipher
somehow what I can safely eat and drink. It won't be perfect, like I said, it will change. What is fine one day might not be safe the next, but maybe I'll get some clues. Maybe there'll be a rating system and I can see what has different levels of risk.
Hopefully there'll be something I can always have.
But I know it's not coffee, coffee is evil! Evil I tell you. I had 2 cups of instant coffee 3 hours apart on Friday and from 4pm on it felt like I was being repeatedly stabbed by person or persons unknown.
So no coffee, no Tiramasu; no risks taken with this one.
I just hope I can still have tea. I love tea :(